You know that commercial where the elderly people think candy crush is hitting candy with a hammer and # is ‘hashbrown’? ME.
fun game, don’t say any of these words when ur talking online & see how long u last:
this guy is a guardian of the galaxy
I feel safer already
my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
honey stop talking to yourself, this isn’t a mirror
Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me